I occurred to me that it was about time I wrote the first volume of my autobiography.
I have the title, “An Escape of Wind” and the first line; ‘In the beginning there was a void.’
I also have the end - ‘ ……. and after all this, there was still nothing.’
I know – brilliant.



All I’ve got to do now is write the middle bit – I strongly suggest you don’t hold your breath. (This is one of those rare occasions when you really don’t need a beginning and a middle and an end. Lo,TG Ed)

“By the worst selling author of The History of the Llama. Daddy Papersurfer is a literary disaster of epic proportions.” Time For Anything Else magazine.

On the short list for Richard & Judy’s : Best Books to Stop Your Coffee Table Wobbling Club.

(The book that no-one in their right mind would buy….Lo,TG Ed)