that cat looks like it's about to swallow a very large pair of testicles. not yours I hope daddyp

Fur balls!!!!! I better check ....................... *cough*

yummy yummyss nyumsss..... very FAT BIG, CUTE CAT! :)

traa laa laa la alaaaaa laaaa humm hum...

You're up very early Baby ........ can't sleep? ........ read the archives, that'll make you drop off ...........

i woke up early, as i feel very good. i bounced back, you know?? tee hee....
uhuh, i like cats... in fact, i like cats. i mean, i like cats. err... i like cats...

do you understand me, daddy?? just that ... err, i like cats! :) *twirl*

Do you by any chance ....... and I'm taking a wild guess here ....... happen to be slightly fond of cats?

errr.... i dont think so.... errrr, yessssssssssss, of course! ive once had 15 cats!! and my mum just cant stand me as i always want to get those cats on the streets back home... and my daddy always back me up! tee hee....

meow, meow!! i loikkee! :)

15 cats!! good grief, that's a lot of pussies.

Have you not tried twiddling your thumbs? It's far more productive

I agree ........ but I think my public deserve a tome.

don't agree with me it makes me nervous .... please not a tome, can you not just write a small pamphlet/ flyer??

...back of a bus ticket

...a tomb?....that's a bit drastic...just don't write it. One of your previous domiciles-the one with Mary's momento- is up for sale again. Guess how much! While you're thinking I'll kick crim butt....byeeee!

Ah, Monsieur Typo, there you are .......... don't tell us!!! ......... go get 'em Floyd .........

hee hee TG :-)

I wonder how long it would take? How big is a bus ticket? I tend to use a chopper nowadays ............

A bus ticket maybe too big they are very flimsy these days I believe

I expect you've got trams up 'there' .........

as a matter of fact we do ... how clever of you.

btw you have been getting around blogsphere a bit with your random comments ???*snigger*

I have no idea what you are talking about ............ as usual

CL, we saw it a little while ago and we REALLY don't want to be reminded thank you.

Mr. Papersurfer,

It has come to my attention that you have added to my job duties with the announcement of your intentions to write your autobiography. This concerns me greatly, as it was my understanding that my job would consist mainly of wearing hot pants, retrieving papers and envelopes from the floor, and taking calls in your absence.

I am willing to participate in the typing and editing of said autobiography, but I shall require a review of my salary... to date which has been rather pitiful. By that, I do mean that I have not received one.

To date, I have not made an issue of this, since it is my understanding that the editor of your fanzine also is remunerated in a similar fashion. I understand she's quite a saintly person, attractive and quite personable, and I wouldn't think of demanding more than she, but if this penchant for creating new projects keeps up, the two of us will have to get together and discuss how we plan to deal with you.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Your tea is waiting in the bored room, and no, that is not a typographical error.

Cordially,

S. Fracas
Secretary Extraordinaire

Fraccy! Can you stop doing your nails and answer the above letter, there's an angel - ta- what do you think I don't pay you for?

My pleasure! See below.

S. Fracas (Secretary Extraordinaire),

It has come to my attention that you have long suffered as both friend and faithful servant. As a valued member of my illustrious empire, and one that I would be both lost and horribly distraught to lose, I have considered what might be adequate remuneration for your loyalty and devotion (not to mention your graceful and entertaining retrieval of all things having "fallen" on the floor).

Be advised that I am willing to arrange flowers, trips, gifts of additional (and high quality) hot pants and other garments you may find necessary for your very survival in the cut-throat field of secretarying, and will be raising your salary immediately.

I am sure you will find this satisfactory.

Cordially,

D. Papersurfer
International Man of Mystery

I trust you will be pleased with the liberty I have taken in replying to said letter in lieu of finishing my nails.

Anything to please the boss!

If this excellent work continues young Fraccy your recompense should be doubled.
Now, if you could just arrange to pay yourself and have a tidy up before you go, I'm just going to have a little snooze. I have to make some big decisions tomorrow mainly concerning what colour t-shirt I should wear and then there's the problem of pomade.