5 pro-biotic yoghurts, strawberry flavour
2 bottles of Irish cider
1 bottle of 5 Star Portuguese brandy, Macieira. [The 5 stars mean that a small proportion of your palate remains intact after a sip – it’s a completely different rating system in Portugal].
The cost was:
2 days of discussion about constipation.
Queues for the facilities. Minimal.
Remembering not to mention the war.
Confusion over simple English phrases like ‘Can you put the shopping in the boot please?’.
‘But you’re wearing sandals and surely it would be a bit uncomfortable wouldn’t it?’
‘For goodness sake ……… forget it …… I’ll do it.’
Oh well.
I’m going to invent a cocktail now using …… let me think …… brandy, cider and yoghurt. I’ll call it a DP Sling ‘Em Out.
Ooooo …….. I’ve just found some apple juice and goat’s cheese. I’ll have to rethink the whole concept – I hate wasting time.
Check this out ………… whatever………..
