Today, the younger seed of my loin (I feel faint. Lo,TG Ed) turns 40!!!!! (He will very sensibly deny the connection of course. {As do I} Lo,TG Ed)

Many happy returns and all that.

At the moment, mainly because he wanted his birthday to come 5 hours sooner, he is in Sri Lanka, catching some waves [from Atomic Dogma] and splashing about in the water like a 4 year old.




Riffling through the archives in a sentimental way, I came across this picture of the one and only original Papersurfer. The terrible Goddess suggested that I should hold a competition.

How old do you think Penfold is in this photograph – to the nearest 24 hours?

Getting the days and hours right is quite easy [he was born at about 10:00 GMT and we lunch at 13:00 GMT](not that day, we didn't LoTG Ed), it’s the years that might fool you.

It would appear that he’s quite hung-over, so obviously he’s old enough to drink – or was he?

Answers on a postcard please - or failing that, in the comment box.

The prize? Making an old man very happy. (Whoop di doo. LoTG Ed)

[The correct answer and winner will be announced tomorrow - probably]

[Cake available here]

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