Lo, she is a terrible Goddess has dictated decided that I should do another building project. I have only just managed to get the sofa formed and shaped to a perfect fit for my butt, so I’m in a state of shock.

“OK” said I, “if you can find a property that is in the country and beside the sea, I’m game.” Thinking “no way, I’ll be safe for years.”



B****r the internet.

5 minutes later she said, “I’ve found one” and was on the phone to arrange a viewing.

It’s ugly, it was last updated during the Reformation and the state of cleanliness is ……… well, put it like this …….. if you stand in one spot too long in the kitchen you get stuck to the floor. (It has POTENTIAL, Peabrain. {Mind you, I've been wrong before. Thinks back 40 several years.} Lo.TG Ed)

Buuuuuuut, it has direct access onto a country park aaaaaand it sits on a cliff overlooking the sea. (Think of the possibilities if I get to the end of my tether. Lo,TG Ed)

B****r the internet …….. again.

Still, there is room for a shed and it is after all every man's right to have one. (and it's every woman's right to send him to it..... Lo,TG Ed)

Early days but our offer has been accepted, so we’ll see if we’ll see the sea whilst smelling the flowers.