Lo, she is a terrible Goddess is celebrating her birthday today. I probably won’t see much of her as her acolytes will be in besiege mode.
I’ve been racking my peabrain to get her a present that doesn’t cost much as my allowance has been sadly depleted this month due to some compensation I had to hand out over an incident at the local supermarket concerning trolley rage and a woman that really should invest in a wig and deodorant. (Breathe, Peabrain, breathe. {or on second thoughts....} Lo,TG Ed)
I thought perhaps a special pebble picked up from the beach or a bit of driftwood.



I then I came up with a cunning plan…….THIS BLOG!

She’ll be so busy receiving sympathy messages as well as fending off her acolytes she won’t notice that I haven’t bought her anything. Please don’t tell on me – thank you. (He's such an optimist - and soooo deluded. Lo,TG Ed)



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