I am so glad that I’ve lived long enough to enjoy the fruits of genetic engineering.



This little chap is lots of fun. As soon as you get a bit bored playing with him you can just pop him in your mouth and have a little snack. (Yes, but you must remember to peel him first. Lo,TG Ed)
I wouldn’t recommend allowing your children to play with him though. He bruises rather easily and the flavour is ruined.

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