Personally I have to be very careful over the most simple of activities.
“Don’t plump the cushions – dust” (Hayfever, do try to remember. Lo,TG Ed)
“Do you have to breathe? – germs” (See advice in "I'm Nothing if not Cheap". Lo,TG Ed)
“Not in here – it stinks” (Not "it" peabrain, you. Lo,TG Ed)
“Not there! – there” (The story of my life. Lo,TG Ed)
“Not that one – yellow is better” (Yellow? Not in my lifetime. Lo,TG Ed)
“Put that book away – I don’t want a mess” (You are a mess all on your own Peabrain. Lo,TG Ed)
“And where have you put your change?” (Why do men stockpile change? Lo.TG Ed)
I’m beginning to get the hang of it – there’s a pattern there somewhere I’m sure.
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