Unfortunately Lo, she is a terrible Goddess found the little stepladder. This enabled her to get to a cupboard in the kitchen that previously only I could reach without extensions.




“There’s a tin of corned beef in here with a sell by date of 04.04.94 – I assume that’s not 1894.”

She told me “Waste not, want not” and insisted I made a corned beef and tomato sandwich with mayonnaise, lightly salted.

That suited me, I was going to prepare Potato Croquettes stuffed with seasoned Pork followed by Tarte Montmartre – a sandwich was easier to make.

Her caveat was, “You eat yours – I’ll wait for a while.”

So far I’m OK – but if there isn’t any post tomorrow will you call for an ambulance please – thank you.