Olga, that well worn travelling bra , is now so famous that there are cheap imitations available at ‘Lookee Likee’ agencies.

I popped in one the other day and met Petunia. Unlike Olga, who is too high class, Petunia is willing to help out in the kitchen; keeping my kiwis aired and nice and fresh.



Thank heavens she is really cheap as I’ll have to hold onto her for several days in order for the fruit to ripen - the other advantage is that she speaks proper English without that Canadian twang ………

I’ll just have a little squeeze to see if they are ready …….. no, not quite.

[Olga, please apologise to your mistress for me hitching a ride on your fame ....... still there you go - tee hee]