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LIFE SUCKS
……. and now so do I apparently.
When Tango disappeared over the horizon so did my teeth. I suspect the two are related. I’m existing on soup, jelly [jello to newcomers to the English language] and finely chopped walnuts. Incidentally this was all that was left after the vultures had departed. 
When the cupboard is bare I’ll just have to chew gums – ho hum. 
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Re: LIFE SUCKS
by
Cat Woman
on Wed 14 May 2008 06:47 AM BST | Permanent Link
A very early morning to you daddyP and might I add I love the rock you use to chop your walnuts.
(quite hard nuts they grow in jelly old England :-) ) Re: Re: LIFE SUCKS
by
DaddyP
on Wed 14 May 2008 07:59 AM BST | Permanent Link
Is that a rock or wood? I'm confused now - nothing new there then.
Re: Re: Re: LIFE SUCKS
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Linky Love
on Wed 14 May 2008 09:23 AM BST | Permanent Link
Are those overgrown eggs in stonehenge rock, or wood or real eggs...
and if the latter, would they make a good batter? Re: Re: Re: Re: LIFE SUCKS
by
DaddyP
on Wed 14 May 2008 09:52 AM BST | Permanent Link
Eggs? - where are the eggs? I'm going to have a lie down now .....
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: LIFE SUCKS
by
Linky Love
on Wed 14 May 2008 10:15 AM BST | Permanent Link
Oops, no need to go horizontal, my mistake, I had Stonehatch on my mind...
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: LIFE SUCKS
by
DaddyP
on Wed 14 May 2008 10:19 AM BST | Permanent Link
Always hatching plans aren't you Linky? Young minds - sooooo stimulating for us old codgers.
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: LIFE SUCKS
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Linky Love
on Wed 14 May 2008 11:12 AM BST | Permanent Link
Age is only in the mind of the beholder, or so I am told :-)
Just great when people play along like you DP :-) Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: LIFE SUCKS
by
Linky Love
on Wed 14 May 2008 11:14 AM BST | Permanent Link
You want me to post this again? Sure!
Age is only in the mind of the beholder, or so I am told :-) Just great when people play along like you DP :-) Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: LIFE SUCKS
by
DaddyP
on Wed 14 May 2008 11:29 AM BST | Permanent Link
Did I say something? Must have I suppose......... tee hee
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: LIFE SUCKS
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Linky Love
on Wed 14 May 2008 04:36 PM BST | Permanent Link
Since you are the England's dialects expert:
in which part of England the men say Tee Hee when they are calling their TG? Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: LIFE SUCKS
by
DaddyP
on Wed 14 May 2008 04:41 PM BST | Permanent Link
You've almost pre-empted tomorrows post ........ spooky ......
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: LIFE SUCKS
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Linky love
on Wed 14 May 2008 04:52 PM BST | Permanent Link
I know, it always happens to me when I am running out of time...
... I straight end up in spooky zone ... tee too dee doo Re: LIFE SUCKS
by
tNb
on Wed 14 May 2008 06:50 AM BST | Permanent Link
The Tango excuse is too convenient. I suspect foul play ...
Re: Re: LIFE SUCKS
by
DaddyP
on Wed 14 May 2008 08:04 AM BST | Permanent Link
If Papersurfer Junior stays, anything that goes missing is his fault. I don't see why you should have special privileges. Of course, it always used to be Penfold's or Tiggz's fault in the 'good ol' days'.
IT IS NEVER MY FAULT [hopefully, the TG won't see this] Re: Re: Re: LIFE SUCKS
by
DaddyP
on Wed 14 May 2008 11:37 AM BST | Permanent Link
What's that over there? LOOK OUT!!!!
Re: Re: LIFE SUCKS
by
Lo,TG
on Wed 14 May 2008 11:31 AM BST | Permanent Link
{Funny little feller, isn't he?}
Re: LIFE SUCKS
by
Lizza
on Wed 14 May 2008 06:59 AM BST | Permanent Link
Look at the bright side...at least you won't have to worry about gaining weight.
Re: Re: LIFE SUCKS
by
DaddyP
on Wed 14 May 2008 08:06 AM BST | Permanent Link
More positive thinking from Miss 'My glass is always half full but I'll take a top up anyway' - *hic - ooo, and pass the chocolate* - tee hee
Re: LIFE SUCKS
by
70s
on Wed 14 May 2008 07:16 AM BST | Permanent Link
hey ho c'est la vie ...... I'' send you down a black pudding food parcel once I have put it through the blender
Re: Re: LIFE SUCKS
by
DaddyP
on Wed 14 May 2008 08:08 AM BST | Permanent Link
Including the brown paper!!?! I'll give it a go...........
Re: Re: Re: LIFE SUCKS
by
70steen
on Wed 14 May 2008 10:24 PM BST | Permanent Link
full of goodness is brown paper.... eeeeee when I was a kid we fought over who would get the wrappings
Re: Re: Re: Re: LIFE SUCKS
by
DaddyP
on Thu 15 May 2008 07:12 AM BST | Permanent Link
Is that a Northern Yoda impression? - brilliant
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: LIFE SUCKS
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70steen
on Thu 15 May 2008 08:15 AM BST | Permanent Link
did u find 'em yet?
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: LIFE SUCKS
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DaddyP
on Thu 15 May 2008 08:23 AM BST | Permanent Link
It's OK - I dropped them down the loo ........
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: LIFE SUCKS
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70steen *snigger*
on Thu 15 May 2008 08:53 AM BST | Permanent Link
oh good....... just a quick swill under the tap then!??
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: LIFE SUCKS
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DaddyP
on Thu 15 May 2008 09:15 AM BST | Permanent Link
Too late .......... *yuk*
Re: LIFE SUCKS
by
OlgaTTB
on Wed 14 May 2008 07:41 AM BST | Permanent Link
What about kiwis? Or are they still too HARD?!?
Re: Re: LIFE SUCKS
by
Pinky Blog
on Wed 14 May 2008 07:53 AM BST | Permanent Link
If we are to believe what is written in DP's blog:
DP's kiwis rocks... Re: Re: Re: LIFE SUCKS
by
DaddyP
on Wed 14 May 2008 08:10 AM BST | Permanent Link
They do sway occasionally I must admit.
Re: Re: Re: Re: LIFE SUCKS
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Linky Love
on Wed 14 May 2008 09:56 AM BST | Permanent Link
Since you must, can you also admit if they sway 'left and right' or 'back and forth' or...?
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: LIFE SUCKS
by
DaddyP
on Wed 14 May 2008 10:10 AM BST | Permanent Link
Sometimes I put them in a fruit basket.........in the sunshine.
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: LIFE SUCKS
by
Linky Love
on Wed 14 May 2008 11:09 AM BST | Permanent Link
Both at the same time?
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: LIFE SUCKS
by
DaddyP
on Wed 14 May 2008 11:29 AM BST | Permanent Link
I've got several ........ at the moment.
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: LIFE SUCKS
by
Linky Love
on Wed 14 May 2008 01:08 PM BST | Permanent Link
You have got several... fruit baskets and sunshines? Amazing...
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: LIFE SUCKS
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OlgaTTB
on Wed 14 May 2008 04:22 PM BST | Permanent Link
Several?!?! Isn't that rather......odd?
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: LIFE SUCKS
by
DaddyP
on Wed 14 May 2008 04:29 PM BST | Permanent Link
Not at all - I buy them by the bag from the supermarket. Surely you do the same ...............
Re: Re: LIFE SUCKS
by
DaddyP
on Wed 14 May 2008 08:09 AM BST | Permanent Link
Olga - I'm going to give them a suck later - we'll see
Re: Re: Re: LIFE SUCKS
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OlgaTTB
on Wed 14 May 2008 04:21 PM BST | Permanent Link
Oh that should be fun....let us know it goes!
Re: Re: Re: Re: LIFE SUCKS
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DaddyP
on Wed 14 May 2008 04:32 PM BST | Permanent Link
Talking about fun how are the birthday celebrations going? House burnt down yet? - tee hee
Re: LIFE SUCKS
by
sylvied
on Wed 14 May 2008 07:59 AM BST | Permanent Link
oh...I will keep the fudge I was about to send...never mind hey...
Re: Re: LIFE SUCKS
by
DaddyP
on Wed 14 May 2008 08:11 AM BST | Permanent Link
Fudge is soft!!! - should be fine.
Re: Re: LIFE SUCKS
by
DaddyP
on Wed 14 May 2008 10:57 AM BST | Permanent Link
I Googled 'gum' and came across an interesting phenomenon. All over this lovely little globe, people have been sticking chewed gum in communal places - like walls and trees and groynes. The social nuisance of used gum, at some indefinable point, becomes art - fascinating.
Re: Re: Re: LIFE SUCKS
by
archiearchive
on Wed 14 May 2008 01:08 PM BST | Permanent Link
Thank you for asking my question, nm. Now I have to work out how to live on the same planet as that - umm - thing!
Hey! A Thought - if all the chewing gum was removed from that thing - would it be a gummy bare? Re: Re: Re: Re: LIFE SUCKS
by
DaddyP
on Wed 14 May 2008 03:43 PM BST | Permanent Link
I am so glad that you employ your brain as usefully as I do - tee hee
Re: LIFE SUCKS
by
stinkypaw
on Wed 14 May 2008 07:47 PM BST | Permanent Link
isn't that what we (kids/vultures) are supposed to do when visiting?
Re: Re: LIFE SUCKS
by
DaddyP
on Wed 14 May 2008 08:02 PM BST | Permanent Link
I give up - help yourself ............. oh well
Re: LIFE SUCKS
by
daisyfae
on Wed 14 May 2008 10:50 PM BST | Permanent Link
i can send my recipes for jello shots (that'd be "vodka jellies" for you Keepers of the Proper English)
Re: Re: LIFE SUCKS
by
DaddyP
on Thu 15 May 2008 07:14 AM BST | Permanent Link
Can't you send a real one? I'm terribly lazy you know.
[How's Mum doing? - actually, I know, I've just been stalking] Re: Re: Re: LIFE SUCKS
by
daisyae
on Thu 15 May 2008 03:25 PM BST | Permanent Link
i've not shipped them before, but i could try... perhaps packed in dry ice? Mum's ok - bumpy night, but par for the course. wireless in the hospital - actually in her room at the ICU - has allowed me to pass the time doing work bits and farting around in the blogosphere. the nurses think i'm an attorney and taking notes for future lawsuits. nice...
Re: Re: Re: Re: LIFE SUCKS
by
DaddyP
on Thu 15 May 2008 04:57 PM BST | Permanent Link
Fingers crossed ....... *hugs*
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