All my posts are fantastic – [actually, they are a complete load of rubbish]
My brain is the size of a planet – [I believe that there are some really, really tiny planets]
My commenters are of the highest calibre – [I’m saying nothing]
I have made a fortune with my blog - [one paid post -$8 - given to charity]
I am really 26 years old and in my prime – [primary school maybe]
Although I pretend to be dominated by Lo, she is a terrible Goddess, I am the boss and what I say goes – [owwwwww!]
Anyone who doesn’t read me everyday has something missing – [actually, they’ve probably got a life]
Anyone who doesn’t recommend me to their friends is a moron – [or they might want to keep their friends I suppose]
People always find me highly amusing and click my Humor-Blogs widget – [they don’t]
I AM GREAT – [grate more like it]
Now go away and pimp your own blogs, I’m busy polishing my own ego.
