The one meat that tends to bring vegans and vegetarians back into the fold is bacon.

I have a theory about this .

It is said that human flesh tastes like pork. I think we all used to be cannibals and we retain a deep instinct that finds it hard to resist a bacon sandwich.

I know, I know …. but think about it.

What is the easiest and most sensible action? Chasing after a Woolly Mammoth or a Sabre Toothed Tiger, or tucking into a neighbour who might have just fallen off a cliff or who had had a really serious argument with his axe-wielding goddess. It’s beginning to make sense isn’t it?

Personally I’m looking forward to going to an M&S food hall and buying some ‘Goddess Rump’ or some ‘Well Hung Peabrain’.



Ray Mears, the survivalist, when asked if he would eat a fellow human being to survive said, “Yes, of course I would. Always take a fat friend with you.” Looking at his photo – I think I’ll take him.



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