Amazing. Firstly that leprechauns fought over skillets - was that the siege of Fort Night? Secondly that unscrupulous scoundrels could possibly be so brazen as to fraudulentify things within the blogipelago!

That such wickedness could be!

........ and that the English wot we do know so goes out of the window direction that confusion arises tout la monde. Frodo - we must be careful!

don't suppose you found some antique shin pads whilst there... just a thought???

[cool cozy though]

I have no fear young maiden - she's lives in Canada you know - which is far away and only accessible by horse and cart and carrier pigeon.

ah but you forget dear Frac have a coven of beauties who will do her bidding ..... mmmmmm what 5 hours from here????

It's OK - I'm wearing my garlic underpants.

Oh fabulous yet another battle brewing between two countries. What in the world would I think to do with that.LOLZ!!

And yes DP...definitely Fawlty Towers!!

Night everyone....have a great day over there. I am off to bed. See you guys all sometime tomorrow afternoon your time.:-)

I'm still *blushing*

[If other people want to know why - go here]

I wondered what that aroma was lol

Dear 70steen! I did start to explain all of this to you here, and why shin pads will be of no assistance to him this time, but the reply grew quite long, and knowing how much he dislikes it when I leave long comments here (I think he has trouble staying focused) I put the whole story on my blog. I'd better not leave a link either, because he also gets cranky at that too.

My goodness. Being old must really be a challenge! Good thing his mind is still that of a young child. {{{Snigger}}}

I've been over there - always a pleasure of course - and don't understand a word. If people could just go and have a look at Fracarse's post and then come back here and explain, I'd be extremely grateful.

......... and, yes, I don't encourage linking over here - tee hee

Dear Frac
Simply
Bravo! Bravo!

Love form 70s
(a gal not afraid to link to friends who have tonnes of savoir faire) :-)

darn it 'from' lol

You've gone and broke FMB as well haven't you???

(hee word verif:- my g4f)

It wasn't me! - probably

Umm, it's not that I like to burst your bubble or anything, but last week, as your secretary, I had a security camera installed... you know... to keep you safe and all. Yeah, it was to keep you safe.

Anyway, I have viewed the tapes and there is some pretty interesting stuff on there, stuff involving a certain box and the FMB site. Now, I don't want to have to lie or anything when Sylvie or Kevin come by asking questions... so perhaps we could make a trade of some sort before they happen by. I've left the tape in that Prada shoebox on the filing cabinet. If another Prada box with some really great shoes in it just happened to be left on the filing cabinet and someone mistakenly took the wrong box... well, then I suppose the shoes wouldn't be able to share any information about who tampered with the FMB site yesterday.

I'm just saying...

I am innocent until proved gullible. I'll put some genuine 'I've been between DP's toes' flipflops in there immediately ......... and I won't say a word.

I'll ignore the typo ...... for once. You've gone all French though ...... are you all right?

I've been studying ..... it has that effect

Get fixing FMB... you are a bloke with a screw driver aren't you???

I've lost it .............. most unlike me

That's why you're a fraccy sis. I love you to bits!

dear Frac .. mwahhhh x

Get a room!! ....... honestly you two ............ tsk

'scuse me... that is a sisterly love and bond, not that other kind. Perhaps you are the one who needs that room. Shall I book someone for you? We don't always enjoy that part of our job, but many sectretaries have to just grit our teeth and make those "appointments" for the boss.

Perhaps after your "treatment" you will be able to concentrate again and won't be seeing weird stuff in such sisterly appreciation?

We can only hope.

And goodness, if the comment verification isn't xfsxr. Geez. Even your comment verification word has a one track mind concealed (though not very well) under the guise of "comment verification".

Oy.

I have no idea what you are talking about. I was merely suggesting that you and 70's occupied another room so that I wouldn't be disturbed. All this talk about shoes and lipstick and sisters sticking together is distracting me from my VERY IMPORTANT WORK.

Now where's that magazine about polishing wheel nuts and the return of the lunch box?

I think you mean you don't excourage people linking to other sites from here. Your reply said that you don't encourage people linking over here, and I'm sure you can't mean that. Isn't that the whole reason a blogger blogs... in hopes that people will link to them and come read their words of wisdom (or flim flam in your case, mine is never flim flam...)

It's all right. I understand having the fracas doll in your possession has put some kind of a spell on you. As your secretary, I don't mind correcting you.

I married someone who knows my mind better than I do and the same thing is happening here. I'm beginning to see a pattern emerging .......... I just have to decipher it.

Lovely to see the 'Fracas' doll, but even more amazing to me (and at the risk of sounding a bit well....personal) I am as intrigued by the shape of your head. However do you get your hat to stay on?

I suppose it must make doing head stands in yoga a little easier though....?

What exactly is wrong with the shape of my head? I am at the age of being 'distinguished' after all...........

Wrong again. You're on the verge of being EXtinguished.

What have I done now I wonder? ......... oh well

I actually like that doll! I am a bit worried about the states of your pants though...not getting involved...you are going to miss the Fueltv show today aren't you? too bad I am on it...

Apparently I'm not allowed to win the Caption Competition although if I ever did....... again ......... I would donate it to friends.
*humph*
Anyway Tango is winging her way back to Canada -boo hoo - and Penfold will shortly be on a plane to Portugal - boo hoo, but not as loud as Tango's boo hoo .......... obviously.

people are fiddling with their things? really?

They always do .......... it's a shameful world! - tee hee

Fiddle, fiddle, fiddle.....

That tickles 'Oh, Missile Launcher' - tee hee

Love the box "papersurfer head"! Stopped by via Jackie's blog.

Hello from Speedy :-)

Hello Speedy - I do look rather dashing don't I - tee hee

I see you've brought out that bit of tabloid writing most excellent work of fiction that you posted while I was busy tending to my daughter in the hospital.

I'm sure I'll have my PR folks tend to it as soon as they're finished dealing with that Speedcat Hollydale lawn-burn issue. There's been quite a fuss about it here. It seems people thought it was a UFO and rushed over to see. Me, having been nekkid gardening that day, *might* have been caught by some cameras.

I tell you, he'd best come forth with the Manolos for all of this.

[Truth is stranger than fiction. Tiggz, who comes to visit us by train, has noticed the last two times he's been over here, a naked man mowing his grass in a seemingly ordinary suburb - I would have thought it a tad dangerous]