During their stay I realised why Penfold always refers to Tango as Tango (grrr).
1 Queues for the shower room – Tango (grrr)
2 Siding with the terrible Goddess – Tango (grrr)
(Ms Tango is a person of discernment and intelligence. Lo,TG Ed)
3 Every time I took my teeth out when we sat down for a meal, someone thought it hilarious to hide them – Tango (grrr)
4 Sitting on Teddy ………. repeatedly – Tango (grrr)
5 Ignoring Gertrude and pretending he wasn’t there – Tango (grrr)
6 Asking the TG, “Why?” – Tango (grrr)
7 Taking advantage of my lickle boy – Tango (grrr)
8 Using a PC – Tango (grrr)
I think you will agree with me that I did extremely well to remain polite. Nightmare.



