Now, I know this is wrong, but sometimes I look at the way people dress and it is obvious that the world would be a better place if they were unable to breed. (Not a blog for the politically correct then Peabrain? Lo,TG Ed)


[there are exceptions to every rule – obviously]

So avid readers, I have come up with a cunning plan.
I am, at this minute working on a fabric that can be impregnated with a sperm killing chemical – it will work in a similar way to a nicotine patch.
This will then be sewn into the gussets of - let’s say for example - off the top of my head - not wishing to give away any clues to my targets – ahem - SHELL SUITS!!!
My one remaining problem, and I think that Sylvie might agree with me for once, is the problem of open-toed sandals and socks. To attach a gusset with sock extensions, might arouse suspicions. Perhaps the socks can be sold with a ‘free gift’ of matching undercrackers – irresistible I would have thought.

……….. and don’t get me started on football strips!! ……. no, really, DON’T!