(Be still, my beating heart. Lo,TG Ed)
It’s rather a complex task and I might need your help.
I can define the worst one – easy peasy.
10 – Magnitude – Epic
Description – Devastating if windows and doors are closed - the sort of miasma that you can actually hit your head on.
Effects – Slow escapes of this category from under the duvet can result in having to get out of bed and, crawling on your hands and knees, open the door and quickly pop up into the upright position [ gaining the upper air layers ], pull the curtains and open the window. Wide. This is often followed by a frantic search for a towel or a beige cardigan to flap about furiously ……[ She was really furious]
Frequency of Occurrence – Depends on the baked bean intake.
Any suggestions from avid readers for categories from *less than 2* and up to *9 to 9.9* would be gratefully received so that I can publish my thesis; I am aiming at gaining my ‘I should see a Doctorate’.
