My Fanzine editor, who is actually quite sane compared with some Avid Readers, as you will realise shortly.



This is a random selection of comments from the last few days; direct copies and pastes, typos and all.............


My bowels, in full health, tip their hat to you, sir.

Seemed to get jammed somewhere!? The mind boggles....

Mine is bi-annnual (March & Aug)

Is this related to your colon irrigation?

Have you ever tried a shammy? Just a thought....

all I have to say is black puddings

I have come over all unnecessary.....

I saw a wee bit.

*pouts*

I always wondered whether it was some sort of therapy or something.

shaved heads? I love shaved heads....

I see that I was far too excited at the prospect of assisting you with you troubles

Wherizzitegzakly? I wanna watch!

TSk....Tsk....tsk...tsk...tsk..tsk..tsk.tsk.tsktsktsktsktsk.. by cracky, I think I got it!!

far too much tsking going on....

I have never seen anyone blither before. At least not in public.

Oh, bother the lint...I think I see a ho hum coming along.

*singger* *more snigger*

I think you already know how I feel

Me Russis? Tsk!

Ahhh - a post-rant lie down is needed now.

The ability to talk gibberish is a hard fought battle ..........


............. and only one of the comments is mine ………. ‘nuff said.