Olga has arrived fresh from her stay with 70’s and the Posse. Well, when I say fresh, she looks a little hung-over and keeps mumbling to herself. [New readers – Olga the travelling bra is ………… a bra that travels ……..a tricky concept I know].

Luckily, knowing of her imminent arrival, I’ve been studying up on Bra-sillian – a fascinating language that consists of only two words - one word for the main body of the conversation and one other word for emphasis.

Last night I overheard this -

“Wobble wobble wobble wobble……wobble! Wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble? Wobble wobble …….wwwwwwwobble. NIPPLE!!!!!!”

[In your dreams Olga]

Translation –
“I’m sure I can get him ….. the hunk! But what to do with the terrible Goddess? I’m sure I’ll think of something ………mmmmmmmmm. I love him and I know he loves me !”

Poor deluded flimsy ……. oh well.

I do have plans for her though ………

(I'll have plans for her at this rate! Lo,TG Ed)