Dear Blog Mistress,

Still no sign of Olga – I’ve even checked the shredder in case there had been a nasty accident.

I’m getting a tad concerned and have pulled out all the stops.



This has been placed on road signs throughout the United Kingdom and I’ve even arranged for this [following the fantastic idea of the blog mistress and young 70's - sheeesh] ……….



……… and we don’t even have milk cartons down Souff …….. impressed huh!?!

I’m sure there’s nothing to worry about (I’m terrified – I’ve even got the police dragging the marina – shush!).

She’ll probably turn-up in the most unexpected place …….. she’ll be fine ……. don’t worry, DP’s on the case!!!!!!

Yours (ready to go into hiding)

Daddy Papersurfer