Olga is on her way now. We parted good friends ……… in the end.


I gave her a bath, with my eyes closed, and then a massage, with my hands closed, and tucked her up in her travelling bag.

I’ll miss the way her eyes followed me around the room and her continual humming of “Titty Titty Bang Bang” …………..



Gertrude was very upset until I distracted him with an Easter egg [very cheap from the local supermarket – way past it’s ‘sell buy’ date].

All in all, a very satisfying visit …..

……… back to normal now.

Tomorrow - ‘Why putting a marrow down your trousers isn’t always a good idea’.