I need a job; Lo she is a terrible Goddess is going to the hairdressers , again and my budding career as a TV star has been cut short. (Mercifully I think; someone must have decided the bud needed pruning. Lo,TG Ed)



To all prospective employers, please find my CV below.

1953 –1959 Attended a quite well known public [US private] prep school.
1959 – 1967 Attended a public [US private] school you’ve never heard of, having won a scholarship.
1967 – 1971 Drunk student at Art College.
1971 – 1972 Drunk student at post graduate teaching course.
1972 – 1973 Drunk lecturer at the University of London.
1973 – 1975 Drunk archivist at the Royal Academy.
1975 – 1977 Sober while driving a drunk builder around SE London.
1977 – 2008 Sabbatical.

Please email me with any opportunities that you might have available – I’m going cheap.

(Just..... going, would be ok. Lo,TG Ed)

News Flash - My career is safe, as Mr Woppit has revealed and it is all due to being spotted here.