You can blame Claire and Laura .........



.......... I know nothing.

My new neighbour is beginning to get my goat. He’s just erected what every man needs – a shed. I’m sure he’s only done it to annoy me as he is fully aware I won’t be in a position to build a shed for months.

I know the TG wants me to have a shed ASAP, so I’m considering stealing the OhJ’s shed and then disguising it by covering it with some wood: I’m just keeping an eye on their regular movements so I can finalise my cunning plan.



Sheds are very important to a man you know. Zoe, over at ‘My Boyfriend is a Twat’ is forever trying to provide Q with what he wants but there always seem to be logistical reasons for him being ‘shedless’.

Life is never easy ……………………..

(I'm sure Zoe has very good reasons for keeping the Twat shedless, I have very good reasons for locking you in one helping you realise your ambition without delay. Lo,TG Ed)