gawd you would have trouble putting cling clim over that bowl

*snigger*

btw you could have called this post ' time for a little sit down' too

....or 'time for a little sit down 2' the sequel to the prequel .......

[did you ever sit on a lavvy when a kid and slide in so that your legs ended up in front of your face and you had to call for help because you were completely stuck? ............. or was that just me? - tee hee]

[yep it had to be done *snigger*]

Does it have a tongue?

Oh yes - it's a great ankle licker ........................

If that's you're potty then I can see why your movements are a little "restricted!"

Who are you calling potty? ........

Ooops!...it's not easy typing without eyes ya know....

Well, that potty scares the-you-know-what outta me!!!

Actually you're doing very well ........ for a FAKE!!!!

Oh for Petesake...I am not a fake!...I am the same damn bra I've ALWAYS been! Lots of bra'wds facing a mid-life crisis (which this definitely WAS) opt for a little nip-tuck...just to keep things perky and fresh, ya know? Besides, it's what's on the inside that counts. Geez....

It's all right Olga ...... I'm slowly coming to terms with the shocking news .........

Ouch! it hurts!! Errr... an evil eye yet again.

Sorry Scratchy .......... I should be more sensitive ...........

Eeeeek!

It's not the teeth which frighten me, it's that smile underneath......

Underneath smiles are always worrying I find.

Nursey ........... sorry .......... *hug* better ...... there now

wee wee!! :)

uhuhhh...

Wow, that's pretty dang evil... a far cry from the beach chair from the day prior. Obviously, this toilet isn't taking any more shit.

With due care and attention I think it might ........... possibly

Baby - you've weed all over my blog!!

ahh... whoopsie daisies!! :(

traa laa laaa humm humm... somehow, it doesnt really scare me enough, instead i feel more pee weeee!! :)

*sigh* ......... I'll get a cloth .......... again

It would seem this bit of evil would only affect the men half of the time, whilst affecting the fairer sex all of the time. I wonder if this has some hidden meaning DP? Shall I call the therapist and book an appointment for you? Even though I'm supposed to be resting, I don't mind to do that for you... I'd hate to have you suffer. You know how much I worry about you.

A lot of men sit down for everything ........ and they've got more to lose ........... well......... most men have ...........

Uuuhhh... thanks for the info? I'll remember it at gift-giving time? Yoinks. I'm not sure what to say now.

'You're not sure what to say'!!!!!!! - heavens you are poorly .........

Wait..

Really?

Sit down for everything? More to lose? Such telling tales.

The question that comes to mind though, is don't you realize that if such "more to lose" situations result in certain 'extremeties' getting a wee dunk in the loo-eau (and should you wear a lei for that loo-eau or not) means that such a person would have to not only wash their hands before leaving, but wash said extremeties.

Do they make fingertip towels for that too? Do they come monogramed or is it proper to use a disposable.

And then there's that problem of the sink height.

So many questions DP... I must say your blog is always enlightening. I learn so much here. How could I ever repay you for the knowledge that swims around inside the fraccy brain after each visit here?

If one has lost that thing that is 'more to lose' and he/she or it gets a dunking then the height of the hand basin doesn't matter ........ actually I think one's mind might be a tad preoccupied ........ "curiarser and curiarser" said Alice [unexpurgated version]

Ahh, but I meant that the 'more to lose' situation was just one where the old git person in question had more to lose and it got dunked... not necessarily that the person in question actually did lose anything. In that case, a dunking would certainly result in the need for a basin of appropriate height, and a soft, non-chafing towel.

Hypothetically speaking of course...

(Shall I order some nice towels? Monogrammed or not? I saw some really nice ones over at eBay the other day. Please don't admit to be one of those folk who don't wash and just think those germ-killer gels are enough...)

I'm feeling a bit psychic today. I can sense that you've really missed me. Rofl.

You're feeling a bit of a psycho!!!!!!! .......... hang on ...... oh,OK, just found my glasses............ and in answer to at least one point you've raised , I wash every month, if I need to or not ..........

No, I can't possibly be feeling a bit of a psycho... there's no one here with me and even if there was a bit of a psycho here with me, I'd probably refrain from feeling him/her since that might make Mr. Fracas a tad annoyed with me.

But... regarding your answer...

So when certain inadvertent (and obviously unavoidable... according to the information at hand) dunking situations happen, do you at least dry off? I assure you, I could order some nice fingertip towels that would come in quite handy.

Then again, if the washing happens once a month, perhaps I should look for something disposable with a bit of alcohol embedded... just to be sure you know.

Ouch ......... that could really sting! .................

If nothing was 'lost' then why would it sting? Is there some medical issue you're not sharing with us DP? Gee whiz... I told you about my hernia, the least you could do is share your medical woes too.

'If' something was lost 'then' it would sting ....... probably ........ so a friend told me ........ a close friend ........ too close really .......... far too much information actually.[FTMIA]

{{Dear 70s... I must apologize for causing you to, quite surely, be sputtering and choking on whatever nice beverage you might've been enjoying up until now. He really does need some help assistance, doesn't he?}}

{{{ gosh dear Frac when you said you had nothing to say ... I was dialing 999 (or is it 911) for you..... I have spluttered my earl grey & burnt my crumpets by the time I had read it all ......... yep assistance is needed}}}


How are you dear Frac ? :-D

Why can I only see {{ and }}? - very odd. Anyway, Fracarse is doing very well ..... or she was until she started cutting the grass for a neighbour - silly goddess!

Are you sure they're even there DP?

Surprisingly, DP has it right. I was feeling better and then I tried to cut the grass for a neighbour who's been away. I've learned my lesson though, and vow never again to push a lawnmower. For me... it's massages, pedicures and facials (with a bit of online shopping thrown in for good measure) all the way.

How are you? Isn't this lovely of DP to offer up his comment section for a bit of chatting? Who'd have thought he had such patience?

Carry on - I'm still trying to work out the {{{{ }}}}}}'s .....

Owwwwww. See if I ever yell at you for not putting the seat down!

Hello Jamie ....... whoops ....... sorry. I seem to have said that a lot today.

[The river trip looks great fun with all the hard work taken out of it as well]

Eeek!

And that is an understatement.

Hello YummY ......... I do like an understated understatement .........

I'm back!
Doodle loo!

Hello Diane!!!! ....... my bookish maiden ........

Ooh I say! I've never been called a maiden before! I shall go away more often....

...... I should have said "fair maiden" obviously ......

ummm... OUCH!!!

This is why I'm anally retentive ............

Is that your way of representing the toilet and how you view it when constipated?! Fiber my friend, Fiber is YOUR friend! ;-)

I shall go and eat a cardigan straight away ............. whoooooosh

Just admit that you have loved doodle week! or else :(

I'm saying nubbin' ............. [it's been OK I suppose - tee hee]