I was going to ‘adapt’ his controller for the GameCube. I was going to hide his Queen from the chess set. I was going to wax all the paper he uses for drawing on. I was going to clingflim over the loo he uses. I was going to go to keep fit classes.
The visit is going to be a disaster and will end in tears ……… in fact I’ll think I’ll start crying now.
[I've just been informed he's arriving today - eeeek - I will not panic, I will not panic .......]



