When I got back from WORK ............ my clock had mysteriously re-appeared .......



........... although it seems to be later than I thought. Time for a malt whisky I suppose ...........

I have wanted a nice big clock to hang on the wall for some time now – they’re very handy for telling the time you know.

I picked up an absolute bargain (At Asda!!! Lo,TG Ed) this morning and proudly hung it up.




Apparently Lo, she is a terrible Goddess doesn't like it. I turned my back for about 5 seconds and when I glanced up to see if it was time to apply some cream to my rash – it had gone! I’ve looked everywhere for it.

I did ask for it to be returned so I could take a photo for my blog, but she has refused, and what is making matters worse the TG, Penfold and PapersurferJr. keep giggling.

I DON’T THINK IT’S VERY FUNNY …………….. ACTUALLY (No, it is. Honestly. Lo,TG Ed)


I just received an email this morning containing this incriminating evidence ..........



........ little ....................blighter!