Although my bank balance appears to be depleted, I decided to buy Fracas a lovely pair of shoes for her 1000th blog post, as her services to the DP empire should be rewarded……………..



…………. unfortunately there were so many candles on her cake there was a bit of an accident.
So, dear secretary all I can do, as my bank balance is completely empty now, is to wish you MANY HAPPY RETURNS AND MAY YOUR HERNIA SHRINK!



[Look upon it as a celebratory balloon of a very personal nature – get well soon!]

(Ouch! I hope your excellent secretary can get that seen to quickly. Lo,TG Ed)