Though it's difficult to comment through the tears DP, being the consummate professional I am... I will struggle through.

I cannot thank you enough for the gift of lovely shoes. The corset (you purchased me unbeknownst) is also quite lovely, Mr. Fracas is looking forward to that. However... had you not plied be with alcoholic beverages, the mishap with the candles may not have happened. Nevertheless, I shall treasure them forever.

{{I think I'm still a little tipsy 70s... I hope I don't regret this in the morning!}}

Sadly though, despite your well-wishes, I have been told that hernias don't shrink. Since I'm quite proficient at stuffing contents back into an overflowing suitcase (which always seems to have more going home than when you left) I may just repair it myself. I am quite handy you know...

My thanks to your goddess for her concern.

What a party animal you are Fracarse! - very impressive for someone who's is now, I notice on my feed reader, 1001.

I suppose you could hire a finger pointer [a bit like the little boy and the dyke] to keep your hernia out of mischief though quite how you would advertise without attracting the 'wrong sort', I have no idea.

The TG will be around shortly, she is still inclined to recline .......

Happy !000th! I must say, hernias aside, you're wearing well.

a corset? will there be a photo?

We'll have to wait with bated breath ........

Gosh, your thoughtfulness is really thoughtful DaddyP!

When Olga arrives in Canada (IF she survives the UK that is...) perhaps she could offer up her services as a hernia truss for Fracas? I think her experience here as your tool belt should be sufficient, don't you?

YAY 1,000 POSTS FRACAS! That really is quite remarkable! :)

She never seems to be short of a word or two or a million .......... ......... and today, there's food porn over there - disgusting!

Good Lord! I can never forgive a person who does this to SHOES!! I was just going to upload my next post named Bootism, and this is what I find here. I wonder if there is some shoe police who can handle people like you for abusing the shoes. How could you? :p

Thumbs up to Fracas for 1000 posts. Yippie.:)

It wasn't me! .......... honest guv ..........

my dear Frac happy happy 1K 2u :-)
have an extra special lie in, I am sure DP will fetch and carry for you today, that is the least he can do for his deranged dedicated staff who have a pokey outey thingey just now

did you see your bit at the bottom of here ... love the shoes on my page the ones here are shocking Iam almost in tears what mindless abuse .....

NOT MY FAULT - Fracarse is a fire hazard ............ actually, I was hoping she'd do a bit of light filing today ....... I'm terribly busy ....... unlike some [only 7 days!!! ............ sheeeeesh]

now you know 'every thing' is your fault ... you can stomp your feet all you want ;-)

I shall content myself with *pouting* thank you ........

I must admit you do 'pout' ever so well and as for your 'flounce'... I am in awe ;-)

Years of practice, my dear, years of practice ................ [I'm turning into a thespian now ....... eeeek]