These pictures illustrate my innovative idea for a serving hatch.
It is small and round and near the top of the wall. This fits in perfectly with my new ‘keep- fit’ regime and DP diet.
The diet consists of baked potatoes and sausages which can be posted through the hole, or thrown if I practise my dart playing skills, providing roughage, protein and exercise in exactly the correct proportions. The TG will also benefit as she runs around the other side with a net to catch dinner.
(Hmm, can be improved - there's a lack of green vegetables.... Lo,TG Ed)
There will be a book and DVD available shortly.
