I thought I knew everything about Lo, she is a terrible Goddess, having been married to her for over 41 years of too much bliss, but yesterday I discovered that she was a milk monitor and a prefect at primary school. I wasn’t surprised - status seems to be defined at a very early stage for most people.

I wasn’t even allowed a pencil sharpener at preparatory school let alone given any responsibilities -



“Because,” as Miss Trubshaw said to me over her pince-nez, “we just don’t know what you’ll use one for under cover of your desk, young Papersurfer.” She had a point I suppose.

(Not nice, Peabrain, not nice. Lo,TG Ed)

[There is a very important survey over at FMB - hurry!]