Your lucky that the the TG did not use this piece to show you a historical reenactment of Mary Queens of Scotts worst day... with you as Mary after you ruined her rug.

Mary was a queen? - I am so unfamiliar with lesbian culture - I must try and keep abreast.
The TG is always saying 'Chop chop' - I'm beginning to see the light and the danger - thanks for heads off up Paula.

I would refer you to the book of exodus, chapter xl, verses 31-33

Hang on a bit ...................

And Moses and Aaron and his sons washed their hands and their feet thereat:

32 When they went into the tent of the congregation, and when they came near unto the altar, they washed; as the LORD commanded Moses.

33 And he reared up the court round about the tabernacle and the altar, and set up the hanging of the court gate. So Moses finished the work.

Oh yes, clear as mud

...I said 'I refer you to' - I didn't promise it was relevant! Just wondered how bored you were and that's been answered now. Nice view of the marina, by the way - shame all those boaty things are cluttering it up...get yourself a mini-sub...few tin fish away, before you know it, loads of T wrecks...much better!

Wot!!!! and turn this haven in to a dive?!?

..so are we getting a boaty thing -seeing as how you'll got the lake out the front porch? Or have you done the Robin Knox Johnstone bit and tied up your sealegs or what ever old sailors do - spliced the yardbrace or shivered your timbers (or got arrested in one of Mr. Michaels haunts...nothing like a holiday cottage he's supposed to have said -tell that to Ho-seasons!) Personally the Memsahib and I prefer dry land -but if you're living next to Marina it seems silly not to sample her delights, so to speak!

Is English your native language Anonymous? If it isn't, you're forgiven of course but you're certainly not as highbrow as chickenlicken who visits these pages from time to time.

The terrible Goddess ain't reading so well at the moment Chickenlicken...I'll just hit her and see if she starts working properly.

Owwwwww......she seems fine

You've forgotten her tablets again haven't you?